Fester

On the move again!

2007-04-30T20:20:00.000Z

Well the time is here!

I move into my New pad later today, so we be off line for a short while, until i can get an internet line put in! so you'r all gonna have to spend some money and phone me! ha ha

speak soon

Fester

where going to the zoo zoo zoo!

2007-04-05T22:36:00.000Z

lets go look at animals kept in tiny cages!

Oh my god! I have a gym!

2007-03-24T23:17:00.000Z

hay People

Thought it was about time to add a post, and catch up with whats been going on in my life!

I know I have been very quite, but i've been a very busy boy!

First off....... I now have a full time Job with a Private company ( got out the council yay! ) working as a Reticulation Fitter.... ? ha ha google it! earning great money and i have my very own Ute! and. Now that i have some money to play with it means i can aford my own place! which i've done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I now live in a very plush, trendy city called 'Joondalup' on the 'Grand bolavard' (teehee)

Theres some picks of my Apartment above!.......... and yes that is a swimming pool and Gym!

Hello everyone!

2007-01-31T06:31:00.000Z

Hello everyone!

Some little punk stole my phone the other day! but by the time i caught up with him to get it back, he had already wiped my Sim! so i need you to email or text me your number again!

it is the same number as before...

also anyone's number you think i might want...... so spread the word!

Fester.....

2006-09-07T08:13:00.000Z

kirsty! we have a winner!
Nob sack

2006-09-07T08:04:00.000Z

this is also a picture of bilko........ but i moved. you asked me to put stuff on this blog!
Nob sack

2006-09-07T07:55:00.000Z

but lets not forget the beast himself......... thats an RSJ he's leaning on (whats an RSJ all the girlies cry)
Nob sack

2006-09-07T07:51:00.000Z

i knew what you'll all be thinking.... how did he get them marks on his arm?
Nob sack

2006-09-07T07:49:00.000Z

meet Zara..... the newest member of the family ( the one on the right you dick weed )
Nob sack

2006-09-04T13:33:00.000Z

fucking sporrows!
Nob sack

2006-09-04T13:32:00.000Z

broom broom!
Nob sack

2006-06-20T07:49:00.000Z

Fester trying to fend off bilko, being rather brave i might add! (beer sometimes has something to do with that!)
Nob sack

2006-06-20T07:43:00.000Z

Bilkos got a job down the docks!
Nob sack

2006-04-14T07:35:00.000Z

more bush fire!
Nob sack

2006-04-14T07:34:00.000Z

its all going on down our street!!!!! bloody kids started a bush fire
Nob sack

2006-04-13T16:25:00.000Z

no comment!
Nob sack

2006-04-13T16:24:00.000Z

Bilkos feet are still touching the ground!!!! think we need a bigger house!
Nob sack

2006-04-13T16:22:00.000Z

hayga bombs!!!!!! oooooooooou!
Nob sack

2006-03-28T23:48:00.000Z

Hello......... and goodbye! Just got myself a new job as a drillers Offsider! this means that i will be working anywhere in australia, so long as there is er.... no one there! desert my friend i work in the desert! i will take some pics and post them when i get back from my first trip!

2006-03-06T00:44:00.000Z

find the little moon!

2006-03-06T00:27:00.000Z

heres the rest of the pics...... can't be fucked to post them one buy one

2006-03-06T00:24:00.000Z

dave, we all blame him for the sand in our cracks!

2006-03-06T00:23:00.000Z

Lets go fishing!!!!! said dave after about 10 pints of beer!

2006-02-19T12:30:00.000Z

spooky!

2006-02-19T12:27:00.000Z

Funny caption comp!!!!!!! the winner gets a photo of me naked!

my dear friends! please read!

2006-02-02T07:57:00.000Z

Shortly there will be adverts apearing on my site!
and hopefully it wont cause any prob cos i should be getting some cash for them!

but if anyone has any problems ie... adware or malware please get
in tourch and i will get rid.

Many thanks

Fester

x

More Poker

2006-02-02T07:36:00.000Z

as the can see by the window, the poker night started quite early......

Poker

2006-02-02T07:33:00.000Z

The chips are paid for and the game is on!

Me and the boys had an all night poker night!
best not mention how much i, er..... nearly won!

Ozzy day

2006-01-26T14:20:00.000Z

been a hard days drinking and our Cat is feeling it!

Ozzy day!

2006-01-26T14:17:00.000Z

this is my mate Dave...... he needs a mate cos he has ginger hair.... (please note blue sky.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!)

Ozzy day!

2006-01-26T14:15:00.000Z

over here we call sausages, snags? fuck Knows why but we do so there!

Ozzy day!!!!!

2006-01-26T14:12:00.000Z

Jenga......... very australian.... (no it is, see the flag!)

READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME

2006-01-09T09:30:00.000Z

READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME

go to www.skype.com and download the program
set it all up and give me a call!

how cool is this, we can now use the internet to talk to each over for free!!!!!

my user name is Festerthegreat! do a search for me and add me to your address book!
and then we can talk, just like on the phone! and its free! ( did i already say that )

ps you will need a mircophone!

2006-01-01T02:45:00.000Z

and the winner?????? not me????? its only cos i hit him earler in the night!!!!

2006-01-01T02:43:00.000Z

Thank fuck for that! finished......... and all is good, no really, :P

2006-01-01T02:40:00.000Z

got a long way to go......... starting to think I may of started to sprint to early!!!!!!!

2005 (just)

2006-01-01T02:37:00.000Z

i'm off to a good start! storing the pain in the folds in the back of my neck!

2006-01-01T02:36:00.000Z

it is now 11.30 pm and i'm about to start the chilly eating comp!!!! all is good in the land of Oz

2006-01-01T02:33:00.000Z

ok.......... tis 2005 11.15pm...... and i'm picking a fight with a mecican !!

P.S.

2005-12-30T12:12:00.000Z

Sorry did i mention the 40' high Giant Ram I saw on the way down?............ no?

The 'End' of my travels

2005-12-30T12:07:00.000Z

The End is nigh! This is the Newdegate Pub, and flooting above the pool table is kelly's shag. ( owns the shack!) A sound bloke might i add. so a few beers, a good nights kip and a long butt braking ride home tomorrow.

More Messages

2005-12-30T12:06:00.000Z

Little messages left by weary backpackers...

2005-12-30T12:03:00.000Z

More of Kelly's shack

2005-12-30T12:01:00.000Z

All the mod con's

2005-12-30T11:57:00.000Z

this little shack is kelly's home for the time being, as you can see it has all the mod con's like........ Central heating... er the heater kind of sticks out into the er..... Center?

NEWDEGATE!!!!!!

2005-12-30T11:53:00.000Z

I'm here, it only told 6 bloody hours! Newdegate as made up from two roads, 'Main street' and er ....... ' Not so main street' and has a poputation of 95! wooo!

More of 'Lake Grace'

2005-12-30T11:47:00.000Z

And a little further down the track......

2005-12-30T11:43:00.000Z

All the way along my trip i kept on seing signs for 'lake grace' and 'Photo op' 100km ahead'..... when I finally got to 'grace lake' I was a little late to see any water.... doh!

As I continue.........

2005-12-30T11:38:00.000Z

On the way to Newdegate (kelly's Pub) I had to drive through many tiny villages, and othern came across odd sites like this......... you think there ain't much to do out here?

My Outback Trip!!!!!!!!

2005-12-30T11:31:00.000Z

My cus Kelly, is currently working in a Village pub 500km into the middle of bush land, So being board and all that I decided to take a little bike ride. all was going well untill I nearly wipped out an army of sheep marching across the road! well how was I suppose to know that someone frantic bird waving a little orange flag ment 'stop there beee sheep acrossing tha roooad'

2005-12-21T21:37:00.000Z

Think most of you Know this lovely lady, tis my mother.

2005-12-21T21:29:00.000Z

Service with a smile, Live and learn wheatsheaf bar people.

Introducing, 'Hinny' an't she sweet.

What a bronzed Babe!

2005-12-21T21:24:00.000Z

Hay look everyone, I an't white no more!

2005-11-14T05:46:00.000Z

I did a little design on my little bike.

2005-11-14T02:17:00.000Z

Ha ha ha ha. poor poor po...!

2005-11-14T02:12:00.000Z

This nice doorman was to later kick me out of the club... what a nice man.

2005-11-14T02:10:00.000Z

Poor poor girl...... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Hello... Whats this... Fester in a pub? fancy that.

2005-11-14T02:08:00.000Z

2005-10-24T07:18:00.000Z

Get offffffff myyyyy laaaaaaaaannnnnd!
Nob sack

2005-10-24T07:13:00.000Z

G.I. Kelly
Nob sack

2005-10-24T07:09:00.000Z

Drinking beer in Australia can be very risky!!!!!! therefor protection must be worn
Nob sack

2005-10-05T07:48:00.000Z

As below, Andy wasn't trusted with a big gun! ha ha
Nob sack

2005-10-05T07:43:00.000Z

This is me just before i go kangaroo hunting........., ok its not. I have a friend who's in the army reserves, He took me down to his base to have a go on the combat simulator it's the biggest computer game I have ever been on!!!!
Nob sack

2005-10-02T02:20:00.000Z

One of my fav photos, this is a pic of me and my mate Fran in France, see how we are really good mates and stuff. brings a tear to your eye dunnit! sniff wibble.
Nob sack

2005-10-02T02:03:00.000Z

What do you think to my modern art! would you buy it? Investors please leave bank details in chatter area, this is a er...... secure site and shit.
Nob sack

2005-10-02T01:56:00.000Z

Message to all my messaging friends without a blogsite. due to the fact of nobheads leaving links and adverts in the comment area, I have now set it so only Registered users can leave one. sorry people, leave messages in the chatter box on the right had side!
Nob sack

2005-10-01T08:36:00.000Z

They told me to look out for spiders, .... and snakes, .... and sharks,.... but what abouts the fucken plants!
Nob sack

2005-10-01T08:32:00.000Z

This is my mates mate rob, and my mates mate mate...... or something?
Nob sack

2005-10-01T08:31:00.000Z

Say hello to Getz, he lives in my shed!
Nob sack

2005-09-24T13:01:00.000Z

is that better?
Nob sack

2005-09-19T03:02:00.000Z

Tis the truck I am learning in, cooooool!
Nob sack

2005-09-15T02:04:00.000Z

Funny caption comp!
Nob sack

2005-09-15T02:01:00.000Z

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Teehee
Nob sack

2005-09-15T01:59:00.000Z

x
Nob sack

2005-09-15T01:58:00.000Z

poorly! need a hug!
Nob sack

2005-09-15T01:54:00.000Z

There you are Janet, Now your Immortalize. xxxx
Nob sack

2005-08-21T05:37:00.000Z

A huntsman, see, you lot think i've got it all good over here! look what I have to put up with in my very own garden!
Nob sack

2005-08-12T07:01:00.000Z

Sometimes, you don't need words!
Nob sack

2005-08-05T05:35:00.000Z

think gaz might be trying to tell me something?
Nob sack

2005-08-04T15:43:00.000Z

tonight is the 4/08/05------ i have taken a lot of photos tonight, and thought all was calm...... its only when pics like this turn up out of the blue...... it makes you think! oooooo!
Nob sack

2005-08-03T08:03:00.000Z

Now that i'm a cowboy, I now smoke cowboy baccy...... the main diff is that cowbot baccy comes in a rrrooouuunnnddd!!! tin oooooooooooo!
Nob sack

2005-08-03T07:50:00.000Z

It must be the biggest Q ever........ which way does the water turn when going down the pipe in australia.......! have a quess.
Nob sack

2005-07-28T03:10:00.000Z

thought this was a good way to show how big bilko is getting! my foot is on the left!
Nob sack

2005-07-28T03:09:00.000Z

This is me Cus! just spent a couple of weeks with us. she got a years visa, and has just moved on to sydney.
Nob sack

2005-07-28T03:07:00.000Z

howde partner! this is a photo of me at my ranch in deepest er........ Kingsley
Nob sack

2005-07-23T11:48:00.000Z

Just bought me sen an outback hat! Rather fetching if i do say so myself!
Nob sack

2005-07-23T11:47:00.000Z

This is me and Bilko........ I'm the one without any hair! teehee
Nob sack

2005-07-11T09:51:00.000Z

This is a picture, of my back garden. Don't know why you would be bothered but there you go! Bilko the doggy, has worked out that he's easy big enough to jump over...... fair well our little orange tree....... you will be missed!
Nob sack

2005-07-11T09:48:00.000Z

Hello, Thought I would post this piccy, of my bike stood next to a lighthouse in Fremantle.
Nob sack

2005-06-26T08:46:00.000Z

Hillary Harbour. all i can say is RICH CUNTS!
Nob sack

2005-06-26T08:45:00.000Z

Look out Hotel, A 5 Star hotel! many famous people have stayed here, not unlike Bill Oddy, Benny Hill and Jasper Carrot. WOW!
Nob sack

2005-06-26T08:41:00.000Z

Thought i'd better put some roos on, This photo was taken in Pinnaroo grave yard, these are wild and dangerous Roos. Note the one in the back........ its got a little roo in its pouch, or it drinks a lot of beer! (its the stella that makes them dangerous)
Nob sack

2005-06-26T08:37:00.000Z

This is my little put put! she is chilling, looking out to sea and planing to.......... TAKE OVER THE WORLD! ha ha ha ha
Nob sack

2005-06-26T08:35:00.000Z

Trigg Beach, on a BUSY day! please note this is the middle of winter and there are people sunbathing on the sands!
Nob sack

2005-06-23T11:58:00.000Z

This is a KittyHawke, A very tame Kittyhawke, found in one of the parks I work in. an't it cute.
Nob sack

2005-06-21T11:06:00.000Z

Before I came over to Auzzy, Me and a load of other buddies went Paint-Balling, Me and Cober where in team 'ROOZ' as you can see by the scores we did very well. .............. ............. ........( this picture was not doctored in any way, not even on Paint shop pro or anything )
Nob sack

2005-06-21T10:55:00.000Z

The three Ladies on the right in this picture, ( not the one on the left dumdfuck! ) are called Alison, Pauline, and Ursula. Two of them are still in Britian, Urs is now in Auzzy with me but if you see any of the other two, run up and give them a big sloppy kiss and say its from Fester! give you name and tell them to get in contact with me, First one wins a Prize!
Nob sack

2005-06-21T10:45:00.000Z

Come on the boys! Even though rugby is big over here, Perth hasn't really got a good team..... Until next Year When Perth will be Hosting some of the Matches! and our New team............. wait for it........ Perth Power.. only an Auzzy could of come up with that, And I bet he was down the pub when he thought of it! lol ( Hi mister Vidler )
Nob sack

2005-06-14T03:01:00.000Z

Just me and my shadow
Nob sack

2005-06-14T02:38:00.000Z

A bit of artyfarty, owd to my English speaking buds
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